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This sweater isn't your grandma's knitting masterpiece; it's a tactical fashion statement. Imagine Santa Claus upgraded with ballistic goggles, a gold AK slung over his shoulder, and enough hand grenades to make even the elves question their life choices.
This festive fashion marvel isn't just an ugly sweater; it's a tactical masterpiece. The only snowballs flying this Christmas will be metaphorical, as Santa takes cover behind a holiday-themed sandbag barricade.
Worried about the naughty list? Fear not, because this Santa means business. Forget coal – those who misbehave might find themselves on the receiving end of a tactical candy cane strike.
But the fun doesn't stop there! With small hand grenades and pistols subtly woven into the design, you'll be the talk of the Christmas party – and possibly the subject of an impromptu visit from airport security.
And guess what? You can now snag this holiday gem also at Varusteleka!
Sweater is straight cut with casual ribbed cuffs on sleeves and hem.
Materials: 80% combed ringspun cotton, 20% polyester
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